Thursday, 29 October 2009 | By: AbhiLaSH RuHeLa

Funny Incidents At The Practical Exam !!!

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        You would be thinking that Why Im repeating the mistake by writing BLOG again above as the header..actually this word BLOG looks nice but the word POST seems like something Stale. Yesterday after writing the blog I got engaged in preparation of my practical exam and with the blessing of Sai Baba I didn't felt to sleep and the whole night I kept reading programs and following their conceptuals.Without sleeping even for a single minute I went to the college and saw the first glance of the external teacher who came for interacting with us in VIVA.She was smart and the very first look dithered my feelings to perform well in VIVA. But watching the blank faces of my classmates was so bizarre that I felt like lying on the floor and laugh so much that my stomach should start paining.Before the Practical, Prema was very happy because at her right side Saquib was sitting who is also an expert in C and on the left side It was Me- who does very well in practicals and my concepts of C are more evident in the class but as soon as the practical started she got a program which weren't complied by any one of us..and her face dumped as the dirtiest dustbin of the dirtiest village. I laughed so much on her that she went mad. Arya vociferated and said I have got GCD and LCM andeven his look was so interesting to watch that again I felt like trumbling with the laughter..The confidence of all the students got fragile in a flick.  Everyone dithered.

             Then there came the most awaited event of our exam- THE VIVA..VIVA was going on in different classroom..each roll number were called and were interrogated..After the exam when I conversed with my friends and came to know their interaction with the madam in VIVA..I just felt like It wasn't Exam today, It was some jolly moment for which I was waiting from so many days..
             Arya was asked a program that how will you perform it in the other way...and Arya answered "Good Logical Question mam, we will think about this" Hahaha..Am just thinking the expression of supervisor who would have heard this answer..
             Yusuf was asked and he didn't knew the matter..He was told " You dont know anything crook, just go.." Hahaha
             Manoj was asked 5 questions and he didn't replied to anyone of them and kept looking on the table. Mam said to him "Tum aise kyu ho?" He replied "Madam main bhi yahi soch rha hu ki main aisa kyu hu" Hahaha
            Sulokshna was asked " What is Fibonacci series?" and she wrote all the odd numbers on the paper and when madam told that this is wrong she said Sir have taught us the same..Madam replied " You idiot Stupid girl , dont know anthing..get out from here..get lost and you are failed...get lost"
            Madam asked me "What is Pointers" I didnt knew anything and I startes answering definition of Function as I didn't knew anything about Pointers..Madam replied "You are trying to fool me?" I said "NO" and she said then "What are you thinking then ki I dont know what is pointers" and it came to my knowledge that I cant embroil madam..


            Finally, when we came out of the lab , I felt like our college succeeded in their malaise as they were successful in fragiling every student..But it really made my day as I laughed a lot..Everything went fine from my side..I executed both the programs and I also worked with Paysheet in MS-EXCEL applying FORMULA to the cells and thus That went successful but VIVA ruffled everything..Hahaha...Last morning I woke up at 8..from then I havent slept ...I have incessantly woken up for 41 hours as its 1 AM now..and as its EVS's VIVA tomorrow Im going through its Chapters..Because of lack of sleep..Mujhe khadey hone pe chakkar bhi aa rahe hain..Very tough situation..But I cant sleep...


           THANKS FOR READING THIS FUNNY EXAM HALL'S STORY...

ABHILASH RUHELA - VEERU

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abhinav said...

hey bhaiya...

Its bin 4 days since i hav commented... I offer my humble apologies 4 nt doin so...

Wel i must say dat ya exam time does bring fear in d mind bt evn dat has a funnier side 2 it... Students often end up doin sumthin d memories of wich wil b cherishd life long...

Talkin abt ur blog... I must tel u dat ur narrative is lively bt has sum grammatical shortcomings... I hope dat wil only get better wid time... U kno me 2 wel dat m criticisin u coz m ur gud frnd...

Keep writin... N wishin u best of luck 4 d rest of d exams...

Honestly Yours,
Abhinav

W!LSH!RE said...

But I guess you were better than the others! Am I right? So no worries. Last time Emrys set the wooden table on fire. And we tried to blow the fire but it increased due to the blowing. Us friends stood in front of the flames so that no one sees what we did. Then we couldn't handle it and we told out teacher. They had to pour a bucket full of water on the table to extinguish it. The spirit lamp broke and the spirit had fallen all over the table and it caught fire. Our bags almost got burnt! Now thats hilarious! Trying to blow off a huge raging flame! Another time, my college mate dropped a test-tube in a bottle, thus blocking it! She quietly walked away. When I went to take the chemical from the bottle I noticed there's a test-tube stuck inside! So no one could've done anything except turn the bottle upside-down to remove the test-tube and spill the chemical too! She quickly told me about what she did and we stayed away from it. And our teacher kept yelling who did it! We ruined that days chem. practicals. Ofcourse, by mistake! Ooopsie daisy!

Abhilash Ruhela said...

Abhinav...Yes Itsa right that exams bring fear but it ends up with many funny incidents in the exam hall if teacher is not so strict .....but if the supervisor turns out to be strict then there are many sorrowful result as we ourself dont get chance for help and we spoil our paper....

and yes Abhinav I agree with you that there may be some grammatical shortcomings because Im not perfect in english naa...thats the reason...and I have already told u dat wen I write blogs my papa keeps nudging in between....TV is at the high volumes....but then too widout this conditions too There may be grammatical mistakes in my writings coz I dont think that Im perfect in English and abhinav main target of the blog writing is not to show my writing skills or my power of english language..its just my views and my status....but I know dat my frnds wud expect me to improve and so u commented this....I'll be doing sumthing to improve my English coz even I wanna command on this language...

Abhilash Ruhela said...

Wilshire, Ur Emrys waala act was very dangerous....Im talked about funny one naa....and the one which ur classmate did was a funny 1...that wen u knew who was the criminal and madam was shouting who was the one...and it wud me making u laugh in ur self.....

and yes Wilshire, i was better then many of them but there are some chchupa rustoms....who dont tell clearly...how much they studied or wat they have inside them.....I pour it out but many r there ...who just like to talk less and do much and shoe the results...dont u agree?

W!LSH!RE said...

Yes bro, I definitely agree with you. There are such chupa rustams.But they aren't wrong though. There is a saying: "Be like a duck, calm on the surface, but paddling vigorously underneath."
And about the spirit lamp accident, Emrys had lifted the spirit lamp so that the water would heat quicker. But instead, the flames caused the glass to crack and spill the spirit all over. We thought we'd be able to extinguish the fire without much trouble and we'd be saved from the teachers scolding. But our blowing resulted in more flames! And in the second incident, my friend had accidentally dropped the test-tube in the bottle. Thus blocking it. She didn't do it on purpose. And I wouldn't tell my own friend's name to the teacher, would I?!

Abhilash Ruhela said...

No Wilshire, u cant tell the name of ur own frnd and I wud say not even of any classmates...bcoz a serious action can be taken against them....I never tell the name of any of my classmates wen sum issue is created in my class...I havent done dis... And yes Im not saying that they all are wrong who r trying to be chchupa rustams....Im just saying that Im afraid of them...And Wilshire..from next time u dont alert me wen u post comment on any recent blogs as I come to know every posting...bcoz there's comment moderation and even I receive emails....

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