Tuesday, 31 May 2011 | By: AbhiLaSH RuHeLa

Afridi Bhaiyya ka Dil Bahut Bada Hai !!!

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        The latest news and the traffic on my twitter's timeline is the retirement of Pakistan's Cricketer - Shahid Afridi. Shahid Afridi has been more controversial than a die-hard cricketer. Already a retired Cricketer from Test Cricket also retired himself from One-Day Internationals. I think the reason would be his big heart which he informed us about after losing to Indian team in World Cup 2011 Semi-Final. He would be wanting some another Pakistani to play at his place rather than him wasting a space in the 11 player squad. Search about this man on Youtube and you will find him giving speeches on Islam in Islamic traditional dress. Do you really think he deserves to speak about the religion after what he spoke about Indians after returning to his nation? He says that I am hereby retiring because I can't play under this board which can't respect their own players. I am shocked that how these big heart Pakistanis can act like small heart Indians?

              I think the PCB refused to accept his proposal of giving a free English Speaking coaching classes to all the Pakistani cricketers and thus Shahid Afridi announed retirement because he is the Captain and he has to face the humiliation after each match. The cause of the retirement can be the death of Osama Bin Laden because after he left Al-Qaeda, these Pakistanis who treat him as God started leaving their fields and announcing retirements. Very soon, we will hear that Zardari and Gilani have resigned their positions from Pakistan's Government. Many Pakistanis can be expected of retiring from Twitter and deactivating their boring accounts. It is said that girls are crazy behind Shahid Afridi, this can be one of the reason as Afridi would have decided to treat those girls because of which he got some publicity in between when he was ranked as the Hottest Cricketer. I don't know who are the girls who voted for the man with big beard, swollen nose and punched face. Oh, they would be crazy behind his big heart. His big heart has accepted the whole India of 125 crore population after the Semi-Finals. 

               As no nation agrees to play on the land of Pakistan, Pakistani team get very few moments to play One-Day Internationals and therefore Shahid Afridi would have retired so that he can work annually as a coach for an IPL team like Wasim Akram or he can work as an assistant to Wasim Akram as he is also getting aged. So, in the next year's IPL, we can expect KKR to finally win as both the man with big heart will be with them. Shah Rukh Khan- the owner of KKR is the King of Big Heart association as he was the only Indian to take stand when no one wanted Pakistanis to play Cricket in India after that 26/11 attack where these Pakistanis played their national game in our Taj Hotel's compound. Shahid Afridi can also work in special telecasts of India TV where they show invisible bombs blasting and flying bombs which can help terrorists to blast any tall building. Oh Sorry, he also had problem with Indian media so working with the greatest channel of Indian media - INDIA TV is hardly possible. 

             TRUTH apart, I would like to list few of his best playing moments. Recently, in World Cup 2011, he took 5-wickets haul once and 4-wickets haul too. He was the leading wicket-taker with 21 wickets sharing the space with Zaheer Khan of India who also managed to grab 21 wickets. He still holds the record of the fastest hundred ever scored in International cricket where he scored a Century in just 37 Balls. He has also scored the 2nd Fastest 50 twice in just 17 balls and also scored 4th Fastest 50 in 19 balls. We can call him a Hitter, undoubtedly. He was a wonderful cricketer and the viewers always expected more matured performances by him in future but it is sad to hear that he will be seen no more on the ground of Cricket. I am happy that he announced retirement reasoning the PCB as it is important to bring such managements in front of the people (Like Laden, even he will be called Martyr by Pakistanis who retired for other countrymen who would be opting for playing Cricket for their country). He also stated that he has a Hate Club in Lahore against him. *Surprised* 

             Shahid Afridi, hope you will play cricket with some Pakistan's galli cricketers and hit some magnificent Sixes as you used to hit once. 

             Thanks. 

             BYE BYE AFRIDI BHAIYYA, AAP KA DIL SACHCH ME BAHUT BADA HAI.

ABHILASH RUHELA - VEERU 

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ujjwal said...

nice one bro. It was truly hilarious. Afridi once was like virendra sehwag who hit every delivery. Now he has turned into an spinner like vettori. He bowls really well dese days. But now its gonna be history just like pakistan who will become history due to bomb attacks everyday.

AbhiLaSH RuHeLa said...

hahaha. right brother and I am happy that u visited my blog and u liked it.

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