Tuesday, 14 February 2012 | By: AbhiLaSH RuHeLa

Happy Hawas Day !!!

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       So finally Valentine's day is here. None of us know the origin of this day but we have got a good excuse to get our girlfriend laid on the bed and make the pussy scream MEOW. Every Indian talks about the culture but the days like Valentine's Day are kept under a quota where no one will bring culture into the scene. The day is officially meant for fucking and kissing. Girlfriends know that the boyfriends have called them and what is going to happen next. But then, do they stop? No. Because its Valentine's day and the day is meant to fuck and get fucked. The people in my Social Networking environment named the day differently. Some called it a Hawas day while some called it Tharki Day while some called it I-Pill day. I would just call it the day when boys use their girlfriend as nicely as they can and they feel that they got all the money refunded which they spent on them for the whole year. Even if the girl leaves them the very next day, they can say, I fucked you on Valentine's and it was a Million Dollar Fuck baby. :-) At least, this is what boy has to say after the girl kicks on his butt and go.


          There used to be a time when boys were known to use a girl's body on the name of love and then leave them. Today, it is different. It is a Give-and-take deal. But this rule is unsaid. If you'll discuss this, you are hurting a girl's sentiments. This should go without any signed agreement or document or any thing promised between witnesses. A boy will keep spending everything on girl. He will pay for her movie tickets, burgers, Water Kingdom entry fees, Goa's traveling charge, sandals, birthday cakes, hotel bills, mobile recharges and almost every basic expenditure. In return, girl will let him kiss her self, play with her hairs, uncloth herself and in the end, fuck herself. This is an unsaid agreement between Boyfriends and Girlfriends today. I am just shocked to see that I have no female friends of mine who are less than 25 and are not yet committed to someone. Everyone of them have experienced what so-called relationship is. There are still some boys who are yet to hold a hand of their choice. :-) 


           If you still doubt that Valentine day is not meant for sex, go to a medical shop and ask him the amount of condoms supplied to him by the distributor and the amount of demand boys have for the condoms in the first 15 days of February. Your ears will leave your skull and fall down. :-) And if Valentine's Day has nothing related to Sex, why is Children's Day scheduled on 14th November, exactly 9 months after Valentine's Day? I will make it pretty sure that my wife don't get naughty on Valentine's Day or else my children will become a laughing material in their circle. :-) I and my wife would be teased by their friends for being horny on Valentine's Day. :-) When I saw a movie called VIVAAH, I was so much impressed with the work of Rajshri productions that I thought the environment of film-making would change after this movie. But alas, nothing changed. Emraan Hashmi kept rocking. This movie was released in 2006. Then, Jannat came in 2008. That movie was also focused towards love than sex/lust in spite of having Emraan guruji in it. But, nothing changed and movies are still made in the passion of showing the power of sex and smooch. Now, Ek Deewana Tha is about to release and I expect it to bring back the innocence. Let's see if Pratik has loved Amy Jackson in it or rocked the bed with her. 


            It's Valentine's day. Good for the people who are committed and have a partner to celebrate it. But the one who have been single throughout the life will feel themselves more stupid today. And the one like me who are being fooled by a girl in past will keep haunting in the memories and may feel depressed at times. So, for committed people, its FUCKING DAY, for yet-to-be-committed-people, its EXPECTATION DAY, for the people who have broken off, for them it is MEMORY DAY. The same day plays different part for different people. I just don't understand why do people celebrate such days when they know that they are doing the same thing every day. Some may propose their favorite person and ask them to be their valentine, for these people, I have respect as they have guts. :-) But others those are committed from years, talk everyday on cellphones, meet every week and fuck every month, why do they celebrate this day and make others feel unwanted in this world? I seriously feel like supporting Shivsena on such days. :-) When these people do those private jobs in public places and make others feel ashamed of their Singleness, I like the dandas of Shivsena entering their ass in front of National television. :-) One was beaten even when he was sitting with his sister in a park. Hahaha. Bechara.


            Fine. A Very Happy Valentine's Day, Expectation Day and Memory Day to all the people falling in different categories. The one who falls in Valentine's Day group can also be wished Hawas Day as they are going to end all the Hawas they have in them and experience pre-marital sex. A very Happy Profit Day to all the pharmaceutics and hoteliers. A very Depressing Day to all the parents of this world whose children are going to do what they did for giving them birth. :-) But you could have avoided them by using condoms which they are going to use. They are much smarter than you, parents. :-) And, I don't know whether all of you have heard it or not but Asaram Bapu has asked to celebrate Parents Worshiping Day today by worshiping our parents. So, the followers of Asaram Bapu, Happy Mata-Pita Poojan day to you. And the people who acted over-smart and married either yesterday or today, Happy Suhagraat to you. :-) And, finally, the people who are reading this blog, a Happy Nonsense Day to you all. :-) This is what this post contained. :-) Jinke zindagi mein pyaar na ho wo kya jaaney ki Valentine's pe kya likhtey hain log. :-)


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P.S.: When you were reading this blog, 20 girls lost their virginity somewhere in India. ARB's Stats. :-)


 ABHILASH RUHELA - VEERU

9 CoMMenTs !!! - U CaN aLSo CoMMenT !!!:

arvnd56a said...

Palangtod!!!

rAHUL tIWARI said...

hahaahahhahaahhahahahhaah Dil loot liya tune veeru...perfect start..and awesome work....you blast here

AbhiLaSH RuHeLa said...

Nice comment, Arvind. hahaha.

AbhiLaSH RuHeLa said...

Thanks Rahul. I am happy that after your complain, I have been able to excite u with every post I have written.

Anonymous said...

Fucking awesome...... I laughed throughout the post.. Maniacal post...

PeErLeSs2aCmE

AbhiLaSH RuHeLa said...

Hahaha. Thanks Peerless Acme. :-)

AbhiLaSH RuHeLa said...

Hahaha... Im happy to know this. :-)

harman singh said...

..its like fuckin business ...lol

AbhiLaSH RuHeLa said...

Yes Harman mam. :-)

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